Weapons of the South Hill Brass

The chief weapon of the South Hill Brass is surprise ... surprise and fear ... fear and surprise ... our two weapons are fear and surprise ... and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Ewald ... our FOUR ... no ... amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise ... I'll start again. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Ewald, and nice khaki trousers -- oh, drat!

Regarding the long-awaited SPECIFIC weapons preferences of the individual MEMBERS of the South Hill Brass:

Tom regrets that in our violence-prone and politically-correct world, even the MENTION of "weapons" has become emotionally-charged and controversial.  In light of this, he declines to name his weapon of choice, but notes that "You'll never even know what hit you."

Stay tuned for more in the coming weeks ...